The real Cause for the Earthquake.

As most of you know there was a 5.2 earthquake in Illinois of all places. People all the way in Niceville Fl, felt a tremor, but it seems that there was no major injuries and only minor damage, Thank the Lord! My heart is with the people affected by the quake. I pray that all is well.

Now I want to prepare you, no not just people in the quake but anyone who’s going to be around an old person, a conspiracy theorist, or a person with what I call “conversational paranoia,” particularly the religious type. It is highly strange for an earthquake to take place in Illinois, so I’m going to warn you now, that people are going to asking where that “came” from. IF you plan on going to the hair salon, barbershop, Local Park or anywhere else that black folks like to get together and “chew the fat” be prepared to talk about who really caused this act of nature…Oprah.


I can guarantee you that within the next 48 hours someone is going to blame her for the earthquake. No not that she directly caused it, but that all her “new age”, “little god”, “a
Good Earth”, Etolle Eckerd”, “Why Is God Jealous” talk made God mad and He’s going to show her who’s boss. Trust me I live with Grandparents, I know how they talk.
Forget about tectonics, plates shifting, or that article about the continent finally popping into place after the ‘weight of the ice age”! None of that matters. If you want to have a good conversation, just focus on Oprah and that the quake took place in her home state.

I’m not a fan of Oprah’s blended religion myself, but I felt the need to warn you. Go in peace black people and study up on why it’s all Oprah’s fault. ( if it gets really crazy, you may need to include some Barack Obama stuff in there too!)

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